A reader just corrected my horrid Spanish skills in the post below, making me realize that my post was titled something like "Where the selfish Emmy". I started to edit the post then realized it would be more humorous to leave it in there.
So instead, I send out a sincere apology to my high school Spanish teacher, Senora Sloane, she would be greatly disappointed in me. I actually ran into her at wal-mart years after graduating and I didn't even have to turn around to know it was her....no one else would scream "AMALIA!!!" so loud that my heart skipped a beat..... I still have nightmares of having to put on a sombrero while the class sang "Feliz cumpleanos a ti" *shudder*